Something Gay this way Comes.
It's Rick Waller, and he's eating all the pies! God help us, Rick Waller's eating all the pies!
Has anyone (and by 'anyone' I mean 'any poor c.nt who accidently ends up reading my diary') seen Rick Waller on tv recently? If it's possible, he's even fatter and he's got long purple hair. And a beard. Could it get any worse? Poor bloke. The poor pies.
Who ate all the pies?
Rick ate all the pies. That's who.

My god, that was irrelevant. I am struggling to write my Personal Statement for university because I am a perfectionist and trying to be witty and include examples of homographs (or whatever they are) to back up my up-my-own-ass comments about the english language. It's obviously not working, because I'm on here writing about Rick fucking Waller for fucks sake. Who gives a shit about Rick Waller anyway? I know I don't.
It's wednesday, which means two days until the weekend. I want to go out but have no money, which is truely gay.
Anyway this is pointless.